I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
My underwear smells like fireworks.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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