His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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