i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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