Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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