I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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