That's intense
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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