last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
This is my gift to your gina
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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