I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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