i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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