someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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