I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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