You really coming over, don't trick.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i am craving dick and cupcakes
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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