Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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