Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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