And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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