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you win
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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