my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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