Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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