Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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