apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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