True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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