I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
pop tarts are not kleenex
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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