I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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