Cold hands, warm shart.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Alive.
So much puke
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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