Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
My balls are so social today.
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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