after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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