scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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