we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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