just survived the first fart of the relationship.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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