It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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