Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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