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it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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