these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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