none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She's the barista slut.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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