Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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