Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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