gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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