just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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