you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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