i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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