oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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