Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Acid is not a monday night drug
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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