So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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