Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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