Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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