normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.