Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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