I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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