but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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