Do vagina's smell?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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