your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
