You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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