WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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