Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Randomize
