I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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