How'd it feel making her break her religion?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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